Why I was locked up in the police station

By Arinze Ernest   9 months ago   666
Jokes

Good day ladies and gentlemen, I have something to tell you but before I mention it you have to stand at attention and pay very good attention.

As I was walking along the street one evening getting closer to a church called Christ ascension church, I saw a girl standing closer to the junction, her face was so squeezed like person-way doctor won give an injection, so I moved closer to the section and we started interaction and even did the introduction, she said her name is an attraction but friends love calling her temptation and I told her that my name is a human being but friends love calling me motion, I'm on my way to go and see a friend of mine which his father had convulsion because his senior brother loose election, but you are beautiful that is why you need a man that will give you addition without subtraction but plenty of multiplication.

That is how I got her confused and she followed me to my house, she started watching my television, I gave her fried chicken and champaign, after eating she told me thank you and I said don't mention because this is not the end of the mission.

I took her to my bedroom and we started committing abomination but before we commit the abomination, she told me that she just started her menstruation but without minding the implications I brought out my construction and laid it into her foundation, due to the too much of the motivation of the action that leads to the reaction that she doesn't even know when she started shouting addition,addition, that is how I destroyed her vision, got her pregnant and force her to abortion and that is why I'm locked up in a police station.

Please if you see the chairman of my organization, tell him that I'm in a police detention area A division, that he should come with immediate effection before I develop hypertension, that he should come with the money they gave him for his child dedication that I will pay him back immediately after the investigation. Thank you, you can now go back to your destination.

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Arinze Ernest
9 months ago

So funny hahahaha


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Arinze Ernest
9 months ago

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Arinze Ernest
9 months ago

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Last week but we will see you


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9 months ago

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Arinze Ernest
9 months ago

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9 months ago

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9 months ago

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9 months ago

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9 months ago

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9 months ago

It was meant to be


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