Jokes of the town....laff it out.πŸ˜πŸ˜€πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

By Bright Emmanuel   4 months ago   86
Jokes

​​​​​​***I just the wonder, Igbo's sef, the way them dey take buy things sef. Na so I take go one igbo man shop to go buy something, I ask am. "Oga how much be this your television set.? En say, " aaah my customer (en no know me before oπŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜€), the television set na 30,000 naaaira but because of you, I'll give it to yoy 20,800 naira.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜€(en no know me o)

aaaah, I say, what of this your DVD, how much you go sell am give me? En say, "eehm, this original DVD na 15,000 naaaira, but because of you, I'll give it to you 14,800 naira.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜€πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

I say " oga this one you are saying because of me, you know me before? Hmmm. πŸ˜πŸ˜€πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

ok how much be this your Go TV? En say, "this Go TV na 18,000 naira, but because of you, I'll give it to you 17,750 naira. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜

The man don already dey vex me and my time dey go, na em i ask am, 'oga wetin be your time sef, en say " the time is 12'oclock but because of you, I'll give you 12:30, I say haaaaa oga πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚, you wan price time πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜€πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜€.

igbo,πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜€ fear them o

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*** some people say, "a world is enough for the wives. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜€And na because of girls of nowadays.

Infact, make I talk my own. " All that glitters are not gold, but not all that glitters that are gold is your own gold, hold yourself girls.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

-You have been receiving different wedding rings since 5yrs now, my sister are you lord of the rings?πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜€πŸŽΆπŸŽΆπŸŽ¬πŸŽ¬

-God said we should give him 10% of our incomes and you are looking for a man that will be spending 80% of his income on you, excuse me young lady, are you God's mother?πŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜€

-you are slim, you dont have any shoot out on your chest, and you are always visiting the gym, habaaa, sister, are you contesting for miss selfie stick?πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸƒπŸƒπŸƒ

Before I go, abeg make una huzzle o, before your children go dey drink akpu and tea for house, dey gossip you for road o πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜€πŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸ˜…πŸ˜…

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Emmanuel
3 months ago

Hahahah coded


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Woooooo bravo


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Hahahahaha! Nah wah ohhΒ 


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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Med ooo


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Okoro Jane
3 months ago

Hahahaha πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


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Adakole Godwin
3 months ago

Funny indeed


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Iniobong Etukudo
2 months ago

Can't stop laughing am really dead ohΒ 


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Wahala be like bicycleΒ 


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